Ok, I know it's the weekend and this blog is supposed to be about all the things that happen on my commute to work with my business partner (on weekdays), but I stumbled across something today that disturbed me enough to not be able to go on with my weekend without sharing it with you (you can consider this your freebie for the month). Oh yah, it also may, um, hmmm ... Cross the Line (hehe, my apologies for the blatant advertisement) for some people, so if you have a weak stomach or can't get into an R-rated movie on your own, you should probably visit The View from Silverhorn Mountain instead (they'll treat you to some less disturbing silliness).
So I was catching up on the news this morning and stumbled across a story of infidelity that'll probably sound familiar to some. A poor wife from Washington found herself in the unfortunate position of walking in on her husband doing the nasty with his best friend. This story's a little (ok, well alot) different, though .... and no his best friend wasn't a guy .... it was "mans best friend." That's right folks, I'm talking about the family pitbull terrior (what a bitch)!!!! For some reason I immediately thought of Def Leppard's old hit "Love Bites." I mean ... ouch!! I did see one positive coming out of the story though; they obviously have some better dog obedience classes in Washington than they had here when I took my dog. Anyway, if that's not bad enough, the story gets worse ....
To make matters worse, the real animal lover found himself in big-time legal trouble too, as he became the target of Washington's new anti-bestiality law, which came into effect a little while before that (now get this) after the death of a dumb ass (not a donkey ... just a man with donkey brains) who allowed himself to be penetrated by a horse! It's no freaking wonder the people are sleepless in Seattle. On the positive side, and this is good for the t-shirt company I run, at least I now understand where those popular "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" shirts came from.
Have the stomach for one more? This will be the last one, I promise ... and I'll be as quick as a gazelle being chased by a dude from Washington. A 20 year old male from Wisconsin (remind me not to go to any States starting with the letter "W" - I think it stands for weird) was charged in October for molesting a deer carcass that he said sexually attracted him when he saw it in the ditch. When the Police arrived, arrested him and asked him how he was going to explain this to his family and friends, the man simply exclaimed "Oh deer" (sorry, I couldn't resist - I don't think part really happened). Good news for the guy though .... he was able to find a lawyer who, like himself, was willing to poke holes in anything (I am really, so, so sorry) and is arguing that the anti-bestiality law applies only to animals that are living, implying that it's somehow ok to have ... well, you know .... ick!
Ok, that's it .... I now feel like I need to have a shower and apologize to my dog, perhaps over a walk. Until next time, give those PEOPLE you love a little extra something to show them how much you ..... are glad they're not from Washington or Wisconsin.
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Oh, this is so wrong. It's all so, so wrong. Stories like these make me look suspiciously at every single person I pass on the street!
I'm with you Teej; I do the same thing. But to steal from old prophecy ... "it's better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't." Thanks for reading; I hope to see you back.
I know I'm late reading this...but my god that is just insane. If they did that to my dog or horse I think I might be in jail right now and the deer.. well buddy and his lawyer need to their heads examined. I think I need to throw up now!!
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