Thursday, December 7, 2006

Ooops! I Did it Again ..... and Baby I'll Do it One More Time, because It's My Prerogative!

Hey hey fellow commuters ... we have a huge announcement for you today. It is, truly, a very exciting day here for the folks at The View from the Front Seat and Cross the Line Designs. It brings me immense pleasure to inform you that the HOT, new theme song for The View from the Front Seat, written by our very own resident artist extraordinaire Fox Lee Roth, under collaboration with his younger brother David, called "Just a Gig We Know," is currently in the studio being recorded. Despite how much I want to, I can't yet tell you exactly who is recording it, but it will be ready soon and you'll definitely see (and hear) it here first.

Maybe it's Britney Spears (likely not nude) or Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton (you know I just did that for some cheap extra hits .... so sorry for that) or maybe it's someone even BIGGER!!!! You'll just have to come back everyday to see (but it won't be long, promise). What the lawyers and publicists will allow me to give you today is the lyrics for the song, just to get you all frenzied up with anticipation .... I know I'm having a lot of trouble waiting.Don't tell them I also told you this, but it's set to music quite similar to one of Fox's brother David's hit songs ... ok ... here it is:

"The View from the Front Seat,
Ain't it just so sweet?
Cruisin' through a world gone craaazy ....

We chat on our commute,
Think we're quite the hoot,
Oooh, can you blame me?

Maybe you'll agree,
Oh, won't you come and see?
Googlemetooooooooo,
Click on our site to read me ....

Buy a shirt or buy a thong,
At Cross the Line, you can't go wrong ...
Read the "Front Seat" - DAILY!!!!

Isn't that a great song? Now, tell me you're not excited to see that performed .... You won't have to wait much longer fans.

Oh yah, we didn't have much time after all the song fan fare, but there was one other thing we talked about today that we'd like to erect ourselves to acknowledge. We heard from our friends today at the Agence France Presse of a South African couple who were ordered by the Chief of their village to discontinue their hours of "love making" unless it is after 10pm and before 5am, because of the disruption it caused during neighbours meals and while watching television. Don't you think that's a little hardon them? The neighbours must like to eat and watch tv though, if they're willing to sacrifice their sleep ... Personally, I think we oughta not punish them, in my mind we should be giving them some skin and a standing O, if you know what I'm saying ....

Until next time, safe travels.

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