Hello again adoring fans; it's very exciting to have you back along for the first ride of 2007. I promise you that 2007 will be as packed with world changing commentary and problem solving as 2006 was, compliments of the boys from Cross the Line Designs. We know what's it like trying to get back into the swing of things after all the turkey and beverages over the holidays, so we're going to start you off slowly and gradually help you work your way back into your regular position with us as we describe for you the view from the front seat; this short post really has nothing to do with me trying to get ready for my business trip to beautiful Arizona in the morning.
Ok ... so here goes ... the first disappointing post of 2007 (I apologize in advance). The Associated Press reported yesterday that a man living in Detroit faces life in prison just for grabbing a few woodies .... only not the "woodies" you may be thinking I mean (that would just be plain wrong) .... I'm talking about mannequins. This guy has been smashing windows and breaking into places to sweep these ladies off their feet and ... um ... also satisfy his fetish. But I mean, who can blame the guy nowadays ... I'm obviously not the only one who's been noticing these little dolls have been getting more attractive over the years. I saw one the other day in the mall and she had an ... oh forget it ....
His latest smash and dash resulted in him running away with an exotic young imported mannequin sporting a sexy french maid's outfit. Since he's done this so often, the poor fellow now faces life (yes I said LIFE) in prison. Kinda seems like a stiff (Mom, I apologize if you're reading this) penalty wouldn't you say? Help me out here, but do we ever give a guy a life sentence who inappropriately touches, let's say .... a REAL woman??? He's also nowhere near as bad as the guys I told you about in my post on Dec 2, titled "Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places" (click the title to read the post) and those guys didn't get life in prison.
Well that's all I have for today; I'll pick you up again tomorrow when I have more time to talk about the view we had from the front seat. In the meantime, keep your eyes on the road ... not on the dolls in other vehicles, you accident causing rubber-neckers.
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