Who can Save Britney Spears?

Hey hey folks; welcome back. I saw an article today on the People Magazine site, about Brody Jenner and Nicole Richie. According to the article, Brody initially started dating Nicole to make a bit of a name for himself .... as the guy who got Nicole Richie to eat. The relationship only lasted from August to October ... lucky for Nicole ... because I'm sure she would have been quite the size from Jenner's brilliant powers of suggestion ...

Anyway, after the breakup he apparently made it his mission to date all the girls from The Hills, for which he had a little success (he dated Lauren Conrad for a short spell too). Who was next? Another girl in need of super-moron's help ... Lindsay Lohan. Only problem is she apparently wasn't looking for a new Doctor, so it didn't go beyond friendship.

But NOW is the time for Brody Jenner, if there ever was a time. We NOW have the ultimate case of a young, fallen, female star in need of our Super Zero's help .... Britney Spears. Brody, if you have any strength left at all, please use it to save Britney before she Ooooops ... does it again. If you can save Britney from being Toxic, you would definitely make a name for yourself. Come on Brody .... send our Brit a text message and get things going.

I think this may take awhile and I'm not really sure what we can do in the meantime ... maybe there's nothing else to do other than what this woman (below) is doing as she waits for the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing ... or not ...



Photo by Agence France-Presse and Yahoo News.











POST NOTE: Hot off the Press .... it seems Britney has folded to the pressure from her family and has checked herself back into rehab somewhere in LA. I don't know if that makes it too late or not for you Brody, but you better snap into action quickly ... or find a new way to make a name for yourself. Good luck Britney ... with the rehab too ....