Hey folks. Welcome back to the View from the Front Seat. I heard some incredible news today ... Jessica Simpson, despite her own ... um ... limitations, may actually have an opportunity to have smart children. That's right, Jessica apparently told Britain's Star Magazine that she'd like to adopt children before having her own. I certainly endorse that ... there are already far too many dumb people miraculously walking around on their own (and that's just where I work). I'm not sure it's actually going to work out the way she planned though, because right after indicating she wants to adopt before having her own, she indicated that she wants 3 kids, but isn't sure she can have three because she may find childbirth hurts too much. So maybe someone can help me out here ... if adoption is the option if it hurts her too much to have a child, wouldn't the adoption take place after she actually has a child of her own?
Keeping momentarily with the intelligence theme, it seems Britney Spears actually hooked herself a man with a brain ... as evidenced by his recent decision to get rid of her. Yup, poor Britney recently got the news from short lived flame Isaac Cohen via telephone, I think as soon as he sobered up, that it just wasn't going to work out (which is what men say when they're thinking "shit this chick is nuts"). He could have stuck it out another week though; I also previously read that she bought a special Valentine's Day outfit from Trashy Lingerie (go figure). Oh well, maybe we'll get to see the papparazi pics when she wears it out on the town that night.
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