Hey folks. Well, Valentine's Day is only a couple of days away now and I'm sure many people (like myself) are wondering what to do or what to get for their special someone. You have to figure out a way to meet expectations, without greatly exceeding them to the point where you can't live up to them again next year.
If you're in Britain, I have some very exciting news for you this Valentine's Day. The perfect gift, that'll surely get you and your partner pumped up (if you know what I mean), will now be much more readily available. That's right everyone, I'm talking about those incredible little blue anti-gravity pills .... Viagra. Three pharmacies have decided to make them available without prescription as a pilot program, starting on the day when even married couples have sex, Valentine's Day.
Instead of seeing a doctor and getting a prescription, a guy now just has to take his floppy in for a quick consult with the pharmacist, where the guy's medical history will be checked and a measurement taken of their ..... um ..... well .... blood pressure, cholesterol and blood glucose levels, of course. You have to be between 30 - 65 years old, suffer from erectile dysfunction (why do we always say "suffer from?" Who wouldn't be "suffering from that?) and have 50 pounds (or approx. $97) in your pocket. Meet those conditions and you'll get a supply of 4 pills. That's like $25 a slap, if you know what I'm saying, so make sure you use them wisely. If you think that's a little steep after the flowers, chocolates and dinner, you can always just drop the $9 for a cheap bottle of wine, get her good and hammered and lie to her about how amazing you were the next morning.
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