For Those Not Expecting Sex on Valentine's Day, There's Something Better

Welcome back everyone; I'm happy to have you along for the ride. Like any two guys who carpool together it can be expected that the conversation will eventually turn to ... love ... and other very mature, sensitive, emotional issues. Today, we discussed Valentine's Day, in keeping with the great catches that we are. More specifically, what folks may choose to do on Valentine's Day.

Now, of course, we do not face any risk of being alone on Valentine's Day and absolutely know what we'll be doing. The same thing most couple's will be doing ... having our twice yearly (Valentine's Day and birthday) sessions of crazy sex (but not with each other ... we have actually found a couple of ladies that put up with us). Anyway, because we care so much about people, we were concerned about all you single folks out there. You have to have something to do too, on what may be one of the most depressing days of the year for you.

SO, I have a list for you .... of things you can do that are actually BETTER than sex (I'm just saying that for your benefit ... you won't see me doing any of these things and pass up one of my two chances this year). I know you're excited, so I'll get right to it. Here are 10 things that are better than sex:

1. Golf ... because if you get it in the hole you don't feel obligated to stay the night.
2. Trick or treating ... because if you don't like what you get at one house, you can always go next door.
3. Coffee ... because it just tastes better.
4. Chocolate ... because you can have it on your desk at work without upsetting any of your co-workers.
5. Studying ... because when you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. Poker ... because everyone expects you to fake it.
7. Beer ... because you can always have another one (I can think of another one too, but I think the ladies may get mad at me).
8. Baseball ... because 30,000 people cheer when you score.
9. Solitaire ... because if you play drunk, you won't regret it in the morning.
10. Karaoke ... because you're always sure to find someone worse than you are.

Alright all you singles out there; there's no need to be depressed about the big day that's coming. You'll actually be having more fun than the rest of us (*wink*). I've brought you enough value for one day, so that's it for you ... you're cut off ... until I pick you up tomorrow. Until next, keep your eyes on the road ... you don't want to hurt any of us non-singles before the big day ... we do only get a couple of these chances each year remember.