Now Scientifically Proven that Size DOES Matter

Hey hey folks. I have some very exciting news today ... there were two HUGE findings in the science world. The first involves the "important" discovery of a really old, dead guy and if you're a geek like me, this is actually quite interesting. Dutch archaelogists have discovered a tomb which belonged to an official named Ptahemwi, who was Pharaoh Akhenaten's seal bearer. Pharaoh Akhenaten ruled Egypt from 1379 to 1362 BC.

The tomb had limestone walls and was apparently decorated with scenes from eveyday life, including monkeys picking and eating fruit, as well as Ptahemwi receiving offerings. For more information on this story click here.

The other LARGE find today is a study which scintifically proves what women have known for hundreds of years .... size really does matter. According to Reuters, scientists at the universities of Exeter and Glasgow found that female green swordtail fish "mature" more rapidly when they see a male with a big .... tail, of course. On the flip side, I remember "maturing" quite rapidly as well when my new, extra hot grade 7 teacher walked in my class for the first time, so I think it is also true for males ... although some women will claim that males NEVER mature.

Another interesting piece of the study demonstrated that young males actually slow down their sexual development for several months if they see a more endowed male, in essence waiting for there to be less competition for mating. I don't know if human males can actually slow their development, but in a similar phenomenon, you should see the dudes with the mini pee pees shy away from the gym shower when the stallions are around ... waiting for a time with less competition for a healthy ego.

I, for one, would like to express my gratitude to the science world for putting aside little things like finding cures for terminal illnesses to clear this BIG problem up for us.