Welcome back folks; it's nice to have you along for another commute. The ride to work lately has been exciting, to say the least ... we've certainly had an interesting view from the front seat and the wackiness doesn't seem to be subsiding. What were the boys from Cross the Line Designs talking about today? One of our favorite topics .... nakedness!!! Sorry ladies ... we weren't naked, but if picturing us that way helps you enjoy this, then who I am to stop you?
The first incident I'll expose for you involves a slippery high school student who ended up stunned by the Police. The 18 year old moron (I mean male) from Ohio stripped down, greased himself up with grapeseed oil (to actually keep from being caught - obviously a strong science student) and ran towards some of the students during lunch break. Frightened onlookers, when asked about their fellow student, responded with "What a dick!" I'm not entirely certain what they meant by that, but apparently the guy has three dates for the first Friday night he gets out of jail. Police had to shock him with a stun gun twice to subdue him (because they couldn't catch him all oiled up the way he was). He's now been charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. I'm sure it'll all be worth it for him though ... I remember high school and I'm certain he'll be erected (sorry ... I meant elected) into the high school prank Hall of Fame.
In other news involving someone who likes to be naked, Paris Hilton is apparently now suing the site (Paris Exposed) that has published her provocative pictures and videos, along with other "personal" information (like bank transaction records). The site claims they purchased the items at a public auction after Paris failed to pay her bill for the storage space where the items were housed, two years ago. The lawsuit alleges a couple purchased the items for $2,775 and then sold them for $10 million to the entrepreneur who created the site. Hmmmm ... maybe I'm crazy, but I'm thinking if I had stuff like that in a storage facility I wouldn't be keeping them there for two years AND I'd be making damn sure the bill was paid. Girl, if you're really that dumb ... you deserve what you get. Apparently Paris Hilton's people informed People's people (the magazine people) that she was "appalled" that someone would use her things for commercial gain and was "hurt" by the site. I'm thinking it probably had more to do with her intellect being exposed than her body ... she seems pretty comfortable with exposing that (although I haven't been able to figure out why ... I've seen more shapely fruit).
Alright, that's all for now; I think I left a video in my locker at the gym, but I'll pick you up again tomorrow. In the meantime, keep your eyes on the road ... and your clothes on, but I could be flexible with that for the right person.
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