Hey folks; welcome back to another commute with the boys from Cross the Line Designs. So what was the topic of discussion on the ride today? A little odd for us, but it was entertainment news; perhaps we were hoping to be someone else today ... not necessarily the folks I'll be reporting on in a moment though.
Just when I thought Britney Spears was getting a little low-class for me, she pulls it out of the fire. Apparently, little Ms. Spears dropped about $40,000 a night to stay with her new guy (Isaac Cohen) at the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa at Palms in Vegas. This pad is pimped to the max too, with a jacuzzi pool (so you can't tell who's really making the bubbles), a glass elevator (which makes me think of a famous Aerosmith song - damn) and an 8 ft revolving bed (which I actually also had at the $40 Motel 8 I stayed at the other night .. or maybe I just had the bed spins). I'm very appreciative of you Britney, because I'm using this as an example of how to treat your man ... Valentine's Day is coming up and I'm starting to feel pretty lucky, if you know what I'm saying.
Always the giving soul, Britney didn't just treat her beau over the weekend. Apparently, Britney made an appearance at Coyote Ugly (which I hear Britney is considering buying and changing to Ugly Beaver) while in Vegas and gave an impromptu show to her adoring fans (none of which were Iraqi because I couldn't find any video footage from anyone's cell phone online) when she jumped up on the bar for a dance. Hoping for something a little more Toxic, fans heard her requesting the bar staff to "Hit Me Baby One More Time." To state the obvious, according to an onlooker, the crowd "went bananas" (I'm not sure if they had them in their pockets or whether they were just happy to see her).
Britney's ex (and his new ex) also made news recently. Apparently, Justin Timberlake was having a nice chat with Jessica Biel (I think about how he brought sexy back) after the Golden Globes at Prince's afterparty, when Cameron "I'm going to rip your d&%k out of the box" Diaz approached. Jessica's crazed ex radar went off and having previously seen Cameron's moves in Charlie's Angels, she obviously scrammed. Rumor has it that Jessica wants Justin to "Rock her Body;" she's been seen showing up around Justin a bit lately ... I'm sure it won't be long before official word is out. Anyway, after a bit of an unfriendly exchange Justin followed Cameron to a more private room asking Where is the Love (I'm sorry about all the song references - it's just how I roll) prior to taking some abuse for about 40 minutes. I'm really finding it hard to feel for ya Justin ... Cry Me a River.
Another guy I don't think I'll be worrying much about is David Beckham. If you haven't heard, Beckham is leaving his team in Spain for a more posh (I know I'm horrible for this) life in Los Angeles, playing in the MLS for the LA Galaxy. And he's doing it all for just $250 million, which is about $1 million /week ... obviously tough to take for his Spice Hurl (I mean Girl) wife, who's already been out doing some house shopping in the LA area.
Ok, that's all for tonight; I have to get back to my comparatively pathetic little life. I'll pick you up again tomorrow for the commute. In the meantime, keep your eyes on the road ... you can't bring sexyback if you're in an accident.
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