Hey folks! Welcome back to the View from the Front Seat ... a commute to work more fun than ... well ... I'm not going to lie to you ... it's really not that much fun ... but we are ocassionally informative at least. Like today for instance. Today we learned something and we hope you will too. What did we learn today? We learned that carjacking is becoming a bit of a tough gig.
The Associated Press reported yesterday that a guy trying to carjack a couple in a Walmart parking lot got more than he planned for. When the carjacker pulled a gun on the driver and demanded his keys, his gutsy knightess in tight, faded jeans and a wife beater (or is that just my fantasy?), in the passenger seat pulled a piece of her own and took 5 shots at the jackass (I mean jacker). Luckily, one of the 5 shots actually hit Jack's ass (I mean the carjacker's butt - sorry, I've been mixing my anti-depressant medication with various household products for fun and I just feel a little sillier than normal). The carjacker was arrested at the hospital where he went to get his asshole fixed (the one that wasn't supposed to be there).
Since we're on the topic of pains in the ass, I'll give you one more little tidbit of news (see how informative we can be?). Two-faced (and at least two chinned) Rosie O'Donnell is at it again, slinging her very short-sighted (no I guess it's more blind than short-sighted) moral righteousness around the airwaves. This time she set her sights on the American Idol judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson) for making fun of people and then laughing at them when they leave the room. I thought I had the worst memory in the world, but apparently Rosie trumps (sorry for that, I don't mean Donald) me. Where does she get off preaching that someone shouldn't be making fun of someone else??? If my memory serves me correctly, she was the first to spit out an insul the Donald's way. I believe she started by talking about the irony of Donald Trump, of all people, deciding upon a morality issue and continued to talk about his bad hair and his bankruptcy problems. That seems to border on making fun of someone (or perhaps worse). And in the very tirade she had about the American Idol judges she described them as "three millionaires, one probably intoxicated." One probably intoxicated??? Good stuff Rosie; you sure showed us that you're built of much stronger moral fabric than the judges you're complaining about ....
Anyway, like Paula Abdul, my head's starting to spin now, so I better end this here. We'll pick you up again tomorrow for the ride to work. In the meantime, keep your eyes on the road ... and for God's sake, don't make fun of anyone ... even those people who think people can't seem them picking their nose through their windows .....
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